About a month ago, I happened to turn the container of my favourite name-brand hand lotion over and took a gander at the ingredients. Hunh?…what IS this stuff? I recognized water and glycerin and then I saw several of the “12 worst skin care ingredients in the world” – parabens, mineral oil (aka PETROLEUM), and a bunch of other stuff that left me confused.
My mother had a tube of hand cream that Mark and I brought back from New Zealand 7 years ago! It’s her “it’s so luxurious and it came from so far away that I don’t want to use it” cream. It sat on a shelf in her downstairs bathroom and I used it every time I was home for a visit. I’m not sure when the last time she used it was. Far too precious to use according to her. I finished the tube on my last visit – sorry Mum – and out of curiosity, I read the ingredients: water, calendula oil, aloe extract, sweet almond oil, honey, … you get the idea. All natural ingredients that aren’t known carcinogens.
Ding-ding-ding went my brain. This looks like an interesting project. Make my own lotion. Sounds good. Sounds easy. Sounds cheap. It can’t be so hard, right? We make our own soap, and that’s easy.
DISCLAIMER: We are not hippies. We use electricity, eat junk food, and enjoy a techy gadget or two – although we don’t have a GPS. We did have one for a while but that’s a whole other story that might make it on here someday under the “why men should NOT use a GPS” category. I don’t like cooking or baking, but making soap is kinda neat, you gotta admit.
Friends of mine gave me some homemade soap one year for Christmas and I was so impressed that I decided to copy their idea the following Christmas. Of course this meant that they didn’t get a gift from me that year… Anyway, waddya know? Making soap is easy. And it’s cheap. I make one batch in about an hour and I’m set for soap for a year! I know the ingredients that go into it and I can easily impress people that don’t know any better – which might not be anyone I know now.
Back to my lotion making… I found a Canadian web-store that sells all sorts of ingredients for making cosmetics and found an easy recipe on-line for homemade lotion. Ordered the ingredients for the lotion (plus some oils for soap that I’ve been looking for a while): cocoa butter, beeswax, sweet almond oil, calendula oil, glycerin. I was so excited. Couldn’t wait for the parcel to arrive and when it did, I tore it open and smelled all the goodies. Yummy.
Next day, I eagerly waited for Zander to go for his morning nap and got out my double boiler. I find it hard to believe that I even own a double boiler, but thanks Mum! So Z is sleeping and I start weighing the beeswax and cocoa butter and measuring the oils and glycerin. This is where things started to go a bit awry. The instructions on the net were pretty vague – melt the ingredients together and mix. Other lotions that I had seen recipes for included more ingredients including water and emulsifiers and the instructions were a bit more detailed but since I wasn’t using those I just melted and mixed.
As things heated up, the house started smelling wonderful. Cocoa and honey. Yummm. Got out my whisk and mixed things a bit. Then I got out my hand mixer to mix some more. But the recipe was pretty small so the hand mixer seemed like overkill and bits of “lotion” sprayed the walls. In the end, it smelled good and looked like lotion… for about 10 minutes. Then it started to get hard. So I put it in a jar with the cover on. And it got harder. Hmmm. By the end of the day my luscious cream was solid and if I could have, I would have stuck a wick in and used it as a candle.
I looked at my “bar” of lotion for a week, and out of frustration and pride, I scraped bits out of the jar and rubbed it into my hands. To be honest, it worked well but I was going to get man-hands trying to rub it in.
Try-try again, right? Z was sleeping one morning so I tackled it again. Melted the solid contents of that jar down and whipped the bejesus out of it. Whipped and whipped and whipped. Let it cool a bit and whipped some more. Did this on and off for a few hours. It was beautiful! THIS is what lotion is supposed to look like. But alas, it was not to be. That evening, I took out the jar to show Mark, and oh bum, hard again.
So I looked at the library the other day and found a book with the EXACT SAME RECIPE and what do you know? INSTRUCTIONS!!!!
Company tomorrow, but the first chance I get I’ll be trying again. Until then it’s dry hands or man-hands.
Definitely to be continued…