Freaking facebook. I just spent 2 hours trying several ridiculous things to send a private message to all my friends. There are a few hints on youtube but they don’t seem to work anymore. I know this because I’ve now tried them all.

Does anyone know how to do it? Helllllllllllllllp me, please.

In the meantime, I’m going to sit here with a beer and growl for a while.

PS – if there is some bloody obviously simple way to do this that I’ve missed, my growling may turn into head banging.